Drive Review

Drive
Starring Ryan Gosling

Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn

My friend asked me if I wanted to go see Drive. I didn’t know anything about it, so I checked IMDB and saw that it had an 8.6 star rating – a rarity – only 3% of the top 250 got and 8.6 rating. I looked at the cast. I skimmed a single sentence of the synopsis: stunt driver… wheelman… heist… It starred Ryan Gosling who I took notice of in The Notebook. Sign me up!

Once in the theater, the previews and commercials seemed endless. There was no break in the cycle and no majestic music indicating a movie studio introduction, just titles. The titles SUCKED! Magenta MS Mistral on a black background – really hard to look at. I wasn’t sure that this was the actual movie. I was positive it was going to be an advertisement for a remastered Silk Stalkings DVD collection. But, alas, it was Drive. I think the titles were the reason for the 1.4 star reduction in its IMDB rating. But I got comfortable and watched.

I walked out of the theater thinking, “There are so many things that I liked about this movie”. So I called my mother and this is what I told her:

While I was watching the movie I had the sense that it might have been a remake of a Steve McQueen movie. There were a lot of 70’s colors in the movie, golds and ochres. The dashboard of the car that he drove had analog dials from that era. The watch that he wore and used to time his jobs was a late 60’s early 70’s model. His satin jacket was a throwback in its styling, even in the closer fit that people wore then.

Ryan Gosling, Brian Cranston, Albert Brooks, Ron Perlman and Carey Mulligan were all caricatures of a sort. The strong silent, almost robotic, type. The twitchy, well-meaning, down-on-his-luck gimp. The crotchety gangster. The bombastic, warm-up suit wearing hothead. And the sad faced put-upon waitress. The only emotional range and inflection came from the little boy played by Kaden Leos. He provides this gorgeous symbol of innocence in a movie of corrupt people, peppered with what reminded me of Quentin Tarantino’s nearly pornographic violence.

There’s little dialogue in the film. So much of the story was advanced through Nicholas Winding Refn's gifted direction. Refn provides an atmospheric quality that is a poetic homage to the 70’s action movie. And while it wasn’t an action movie, it had those elements. It wasn’t a horror movie, but there were several times during the movie that I had both hands over my eyes and turned my head (If I’d had an extra pair of hands, I’d have covered my ears as well). It wasn’t a love story, but the movie had those elements, too. I would have to say that it was a suspense/drama, but that doesn’t even adequately describe it. I came out of the theater feeling drained. I'm going to see it again.



I Am Number Four

Starring Alex Pettyfer and Timothy Olyphant
Directed by DJ Caruso

Two words - über corny!

The start of a beautiful tiny house

The start of a beautiful tiny house

Just rub some dirt on it

Just rub some dirt on it

JULY 24, 2011

STRANGE & BEAUTIFUL







I'm just waiting on a friend

I'm just waiting on a friend







It's funny because she holds his wang

It's funny because she holds his wang

Mmm, ass candy

Mmm, ass candy


The instructor of DIY Sluttbaggery at the community center

The instructor of DIY Sluttbaggery at the community center

How did he get down there

How did he get down there

Best wedding evah!

Best wedding evah!

Grampa always loved the open road.

Grampa always loved the open road.


http://www.yelp.com/biz/big-gay-ice-cream-truck-new-york

Home of the Choinkwich

Facts of Life

Facts of Life

Belly Bunion

Belly Bunion

My crotch burns

My crotch burns

Ain’t nothing like a hot hot man thigh to get me revved up. But cover up those knees, bleck.

Ain’t nothing like a hot hot man thigh to get me revved up. But cover up those knees, bleck.
Half-a-Pants

His name isn’t William Daniel Mediocre, it’s BEST.

His name isn’t William Daniel Mediocre, it’s BEST.


I don't drink, do you have a glass of sandwich?

I don't drink, do you have a glass of sandwich?

Happy Friday!

Happy Friday!

Noms from the Sky

Noms from the Sky


The space between the nose and mouth is called the philtrum (sometimes spelt philtrim). The central depression under your nose is called the philtral dimple, and the ridges are called philtral columns. The word is Greek in origin and means “magic potion”. An old wives’ tale has it that the philtrum is a mark left by an angel’s finger at the moment of a baby’s birth. Or so they say. Theres more to purpose of this
The small dent is called the philtrum. And the purpose thereof?
The philtrum has no purpose. It's one of a bunch of merger-lines
known as "raphes". As our tiny embryonic selves are developing,
the right and left sides are merged at various points on the
body, leaving a raphe at the meeting point. Other raphes can be
found on the middle of the tongue, in the dent under the point
of your chin, and other, far more personal parts of your body.

Eye of the Tigelephant

Eye of the Tigelephant

Archdiocese footwear of choice

Archdiocese footwear of choice

Hugs from mom make everything better

Hugs from mom make everything better

I'm sorry, did you say something?

I'm sorry, did you say something?

Holy Crap! Baby Wombat

Holy Crap! Baby Wombat

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/kitteh.gif

Instructional videos

http://www.ehow.com/video_3234_drive-car-with.html

http://www.monkeysee.com/play/6260-how-to-drive-a-manual-transmission-car

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1786364/how_to_drive_a_car_with_manual_transmission/

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1hq37_how-to-drive-manual-part-1-of-2_business

http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to-drive-manual-transmission-vehicle-144724/


New York City's foinest

New York City's foinest

You do what you gotta do when you have two dates to the pimp prom

You do what you gotta do when you have two dates to the pimp prom

Brotherly Love

Brotherly Love



Dwayne?

Dwayne?

Choose your own story

Choose your own story

Ding! Mail is done.

Ding! Mail is done.

Now that we've broken the "fuck"barrier

"I'm so fucking smart, I make smart people feel retarded."


I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU.

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU.



It sure do...

It sure do...

Want to sniff the cornchip feet?

Want to sniff the cornchip feet?

Aww...

Aww...

Kaze No Kuro Oji - Bump of Chicken

Good translation, here is what I got, the perfect copy is somewhere in the middle I am sure.
A single shard of glass was dropped others soon followed slipping from grip happening in one minute’s silence only one was left behindAs the heart starts to beat places are taken against will in order to protect what shall not be stolen againThe hands that were once clean are now stained with blood that which was the accused now becomes the accuserIt is now certain we shall both meet again our hearts beat as one leading us back to each other I will always be there standing here calling out to you with no excuses and a new resolve I now know why I’m aliveAs long as I exist the responsibility will always be placed with me two cannot share that which was originally meant to be oneA single shard of glass was dropped shattering down to pieces in one moments silence I asked in the sunlightLooking back at the footprints left behind the numbers soon grow countless but the real questions lie between one and zeroFrom the very first time our paths crossed the actions we made lead us to one anotherDon’t ever forget that I will always be here calling out and when our reasons become the same that is the symbol of our promiseLooking back now on the things that we have done our karma is the only thing that us certainAnd even with these blood stained hands we will make it through thisI am here in front of you thought you might not feel it in this sunlight that rains down upon us we are there togetherDon’t you ever forget I will always be calling out within a shard of glass identical to yours it is certain that we will meet again someday as we look back on the actions we have madeOur promises have been made we are one


WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION

WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION

POKEBALL BY VW

POKEBALL BY VW

Arcimboldo

Arcimboldo



YES, PLEASE!

YES, PLEASE!

SHEER AWESOMENESS: RANCH DRESSING FOUNTAIN

SHEER AWESOMENESS: RANCH DRESSING FOUNTAIN


DOUBLE LLAMA BOMB

DOUBLE LLAMA BOMB

VOM BOMB

VOM BOMB

Duuuu... Du Hast...

Duuuu... Du Hast...










Graph Jamming

Graph Jamming

Forbidden Kitty Kung Fu

Forbidden Kitty Kung Fu

Babushka squirrel has been waiting in line for hours

Babushka squirrel has been waiting in line for hours

Age progression?

Age progression?

Homo canis

Homo canis

Life really is that simple!

Life really is that simple!

MURPHY'S DVD

MURPHY'S DVD

EPIC WIN

EPIC WIN

What are you?

What are you?


Self Surgery - that's hardcore

Self Surgery - that's hardcore



And you say a giant radio from the 1040's ran you over?

And you say a giant radio from the 1040's ran you over?

Where can I get a ride in one of these?

Where can I get a ride in one of these?

Pump up the volume!

Pump up the volume!

In the name of Jeeesus , HEEEEEAAAL!

In the name of Jeeesus , HEEEEEAAAL!






No waste

No waste

hacked.irl

Do what???

Do what???

Why Yes, Clownvis Did Officiate

Why Yes, Clownvis Did Officiate

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Friendship